"Don't Put All Your Eggs in One" Funny Investment Shirt flocking eagle tee

Have fun wearing this old adage with a flare for humor. This lightweight V-neck tee carries a playful, irreverent vibe for people who appreciate sarcastic humor with a patriotic twist. The front art shows a proud eagle guarding a nest of eggs and money with the bold headline “FLOCKING” and the line “Don’t put all your eggs in one…”. The back continues the story with the eagle saying “TOLD YOU.” and a thought bubble. Soft, breathable cotton and a retail V-neck give the shirt a casual, worn-in look that layers easily under jackets or wears solo on warm days. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make people laugh without saying a word — a conversation-starting piece that pairs with jeans, a utility jacket, or a campfire evening. Durable stitching and side seams keep the silhouette crisp wash after wash, while the tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable. Ethically made and responsibly produced, it’s built to be worn often and proudly.

Product features

- Lightweight 100% cotton (heather blends with polyester) for breathable comfort

- Retail fit with V-neckline for a modern silhouette

- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and garment stability

- Tear-away label and flammability-compliant construction

- Made in Nicaragua; manufactured under ethical labor certifications (Bella+Canvas, WRAP)

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat